i was green man.

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I’m finally fixing this so I can actually follow people and not use my work account. So I will be moving to a new account.

Follow here.

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Conversations Taken Out of Context

me:
will you be able to handle it?
KP:
duh, I can always handle multiple men at once
me:
umm...whatever you're into. i shouldn't judge
KP:
I can multi task/juggle DAVE
me:
oo ook. So you're some sort of carney? Makes sense with the small hands, but you don't really smell like cabbage

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This is happening at work. What is it? Facial recognition software to clock in. Overkill much?

This is happening at work. What is it? Facial recognition software to clock in. Overkill much?

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He was really traumatized because it was his first time getting jumped.

Witness of the gang mob beating in Chicago tonight.

Does getting jumped become less traumatic after your first time?

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whatthehale: Shopping Cart Chaise* Lounge by Rusted Rebirth featured in Thrillist this AM … things made out of other things, thought it could be cool.  As someone that has broken his femur in a shopping cart, I find this chair to be terrifying.

whatthehale:

Shopping Cart Chaise* Lounge by Rusted Rebirth featured in Thrillist this AM … things made out of other things, thought it could be cool. 

As someone that has broken his femur in a shopping cart, I find this chair to be terrifying.

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Facts. Despite being 200 degrees out, The Ram didn’t have any AC. I sat with the college crew 5 deep in a tiny booth sweating profusely I prefer bullets to paragraphs. First trip to oberweis wasn’t very impressive I would like to stop being in a shitty mood. I almost battery socked a woman driving 10 under the speed limit on the way home.

Facts.

  • Despite being 200 degrees out, The Ram didn’t have any AC.
  • I sat with the college crew 5 deep in a tiny booth sweating profusely
  • I prefer bullets to paragraphs.
  • First trip to oberweis wasn’t very impressive
  • I would like to stop being in a shitty mood.
  • I almost battery socked a woman driving 10 under the speed limit on the way home.